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>> Who is Jack Schitt?
>>     For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
>> find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack
>> Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
>> intellectual way.
>>     Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.  Awe Schitt, the
>> fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt,
>> Inc.  They had one son, Jack.  In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
>> The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva
>> Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip
>> Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb
>> Schitt, a high school dropout.  After being married 15 years, Jack and
>> Noe Schitt divorced.Noe
>> Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living
>> with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
>> Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>>     Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,and they produced a son
>> with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other
>> six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable  throughout
>> childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
>> ceremony.  The wedding announcement in the newspaper
>> announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.  The Schitt-Happens children
>> were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
>> tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian
>> bride, Pisa Schitt.
>>     Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct
>> them.
>> Sincerely,
>> Crock O. Schit

>                Right Now -

>       -somebody is thinking of you.

>     -somebody is caring about you.

>     -somebody misses you

>     -somebody wants to talk to you.

>     -somebody wants to be with you.

>     -somebody hopes you aren't in trouble.

>     -somebody is thankful for the support you have provided.

>     -somebody wants to hold your hand.

>     -somebody hopes everything turns out all right.

>     -somebody wants you to be happy.

>     -somebody wants you to find him/her.

>     -somebody is celebrating your successes.

>     -somebody wants to give you a gift.

>     -somebody thinks that you ARE a gift.

>     -somebody loves you.

>     -somebody admires your strength.

>     -somebody is thinking of you and smiling.

>     -somebody wants to be your shoulder to cry on. 

wishin life was a fairy tale

wishin life was magic

wishin life was..... real