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>> Who is Jack Schitt?
>>
>>     For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
>> find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack
>> Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
>>
>> intellectual way.
>>
>>     Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.  Awe Schitt, the
>> fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt,
>> Inc.  They had one son, Jack.  In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
>> The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva
>> Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip
>> Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb
>> Schitt, a high school dropout.  After being married 15 years, Jack and
>> Noe Schitt divorced.Noe
>> Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living
>> with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
>> Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>>
>>     Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,and they produced a son
>> with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other
>>
>> six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable  throughout
>> childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
>> ceremony.  The wedding announcement in the newspaper
>> announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.  The Schitt-Happens children
>> were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
>>
>> tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian
>> bride, Pisa Schitt.
>>
>>     Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct
>>
>> them.
>>
>>
>>
>> Sincerely,
>>
>> Crock O. Schit











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